The Pyramids of Lima

My first impression of Lima was not a good one. The Lima airport is located about 15 miles outside the city in what is essentially a desert where hundreds of acres of shipping containers and new cars sit behind chain-link fences. I flew into Lima at night and the first part of the taxi ride to my hotel made me wonder if I chose the best city to spend a few days during my annual border run. My cab passed obscure pods of people lurking on the shards of sidewalks in front of dimly lit fast food joints, gloomy bars, and tacky casinos. The side streets were even darker and more uninviting. The muted colors behind the dingy sidewalks and the scene’s atmosphere of unspoken desolation reminded me of some of Edward Hopper’s nightscapes. Yet, as the cab wobbled over broken streets toward my hotel, the city slowly started looking better and better. More and more trees had been planted and watered by someone. Soon the street lights became brighter, the streets smoother, and then widened into boulevards. Green, well-watered parks began to appear.

At a traffic light, a black Mercedes pulled up next to my cab. A well-dressed couple sat in the back studiously avoiding looking in my direction. As I stepped out of my cab at the Westin Hotel I looked up to see dozens of office buildings with well-lit signs of “Samsung”, “Interbank, and many of the other well-known multi-national firms gleaming from their roof-tops.
Stopping at the hotel’s lobby bar for a dark cerveza, I immediately noticed that I was not in Medellin anymore. The waitresses were demur. They spoke perfect English and didn’t have tattoos running up and down their arms. The next few days I walked around the area, and noticed other ways Lima differed from Medellin. There weren’t any homeless people rooting through garbage bins looking for recyclable items they could trade in for beer money. Why? Simply because there were no homeless people, and even more surprisingly, no trash. The streets and sidewalks were spotless. I saw no one dropping wrappers or anything else on the streets and sidewalks, and as a result, no one was cleaning up after them.
Unlike Medellin, I saw no young bucks blasting their un-muffled motorcycles through clearly red stoplights. Indeed, traffic, though heavy, moved along smoothly, almost effortlessly, with drivers showing great patience with the 120-second stop-lights. If you were walking on the sidewalk and you got within 3 feet of a crosswalk drivers would acknowledge you and slow down to see if you would step out onto the crosswalk. If you did, they would stop. You shared these sidewalks with many men in business suits heading into the magnificent corporate towers. No idiots were yelling to their friends across the street at the top of their lungs, “OYE!”, or more inexplicably, at total strangers. Nope, downtown Lima is nothing like Medellin. It is clean, well-ordered, and civilized. It was my idea of utopia, and with Medellin now appearing both shameful and shameless……yet….
Something didn’t feel quite right. It was a little too perfect to be true. I started noticing things that didn’t quite make sense. Where did all those thousands of office workers holding meetings and typing away in those office towers, where did they eat lunch? In a 5 block by 5 block square around my hotel, I counted only 1 Starbucks, 1 Subway, 1 Horneo, and a supermarket. Now that I think about it, where did the thousands of office workers in these high rises take their lunchtime break? Did they pack their lunches and eat at their desks? Surely some of them must want to go outside for fresh air during lunch. There are thousands of people working in these huge buildings, right?
Maybe not. Everything might not be as it first seems. There was a farmer’s/craft market a couple of blocks from my hotel. Nice crafts, great smelling food, a spotless plaza, but hardly any customers. Around the corner were high-end, glamorous stores with more sales clerks than customers. My hotel, the Weston, possessed 30 floors and its base took up almost a full city block, yet I never saw a line of people waiting to check in or out at the front desk. I think most of the rooms must have been empty.
It all felt like I had stumbled onto the movie set for “Pleasantville”. Everything looked and worked perfectly, but then I took a look behind the scenery and found…there was nothing there.

I’m not sure whether or not this is actually true. I was certain, however, that this type of perfection would not make for interesting photography. As a result, I ended up spending more time than I had hoped stuck in my room watching cable news which was terrifying or depressing depending on the news story, or hanging out at the hotel’s pool, which was hugely boring. How can some people possibly believe that spending a vacation sitting next to lukewarm, chlorinated water, while slowly poisoning themselves with alcohol can be fun?
I did manage to visit 2 pre-Inca archeological sites within walking distance of my hotel.

I brought back some interesting pictures and a sunburn which I will share online next week. (Not the sunburn! ).
On my first full day in Lima, I set out in the morning for the archeological site of Huaca Pucllana located only about two miles from my hotel.

It turned out to be a very cheerful walk. A cool breeze rolled in from the Pacific Ocean where a frigid current had been snaking its way up the South American coast from Antarctica. The sky was overcast, as it typically is for Lima. For me, the short walk was no sweat and no cap. I should have known better. That night I realized that a hidden sun can broil you just as badly as a bold-faced one.
In one of the graves near the top of the pyramid, three babies were buried with the mummy of some leader.

The guide said the babies were executed to provide the leader with company in the afterlife. Clearly, the focus of this new religion had moved from this life in the natural world, (growing food, feeding people, creating a sense of community, and building projects for the common good), to a religion that focused on an afterlife, and that stressed the importance of an elite. Mummies and graves of common people are not found in this or in the other pyramid in Lima. If they were promised an afterlife, they didn’t expect to be preserved or to take anything or anybody with them.
Well, in the diorama both men were wearing cotton robes with a blue stripe running around the middle. I pointed at the garments and said, ” The garments…” Before I could finish she said, “The Lima did not use any blue color in their clothes”. Clearly, someone had royally screwed up this diorama, and she was not going to defend them. Later it became apparent that she disagreed with many things about how the site presented its archeolog

upon part of the secular portion of the ruins so that wealthy diners could look over the rest of the ruins and some other dioramas while they ate lunch.

The archeology under the restaurant was probably permanently destroyed and lost forever. We stopped in front of the restaurant’s veranda where the guide pointed out how some of the brickwork there had been deformed by the digging equipment used to build the restaurant’s foundation. We sadly stared at the diners drinking their pisco sours inside, and then stepped through the gate located next to the restaurant.
On my second day in Lima, I visited another archeological site, Huaca Huallmarca.

It was closer to my hotel but I didn’t choose to visit it first because my hotel’s concierge told me Huaca Pucllana was more interesting and a better experience. Let me say before I get started that the concierge was badly mistaken. I loved the place!
This second pyramid was at least a hundred years younger than Huaca Pucllana, though both pyramids had been used simultaneously for hundreds of years. Huaca Huallmarca was probably built by the Wari since it was used exclusively as a cemetery.

Archeologists have already uncovered dozens of mummies that the Wari had seeded throughout the pyramid.

Like at Huaca Pucllana, I couldn’t immediately find the front gate, and almost completely circled the site before finding it. As I wound around the fenced-in excavations, I took several pictures of what I saw inside. I saw a man digging a hole near the pyramid’s base, and no one else.

When I finally reached the front gate, I found it locked. “Damn”, I thought. “I walked over here for nothing. The concierge was right”. I saw a guard standing several yards behind the gate and asked him if the site admitted visitors while people were still working on uncovering the site.
In fact, there were no guides here. Tourists were unsupervised and expected to roam on their own, which is why I had to surrender my backpack to the cashier. (Otherwise, I could have walked off with a mummy or authentic pottery).


As I wandered around the pyramid, I saw only 4 other tourists.